How to start 2020 as a space cadet part 2: the sex pills

The trip to the galaxy continued, as we had more pills and truffles to try. More daring than I was 10 years ago, I was willing to try sex and libido enhancing pills and psychedelic truffles. 

The evening after the space cake, each of us took one half of the sex pills called MCSX. The store assistant told us that amount wasn't enough but we didn't trust her. Turned out perhaps she was right, because even 1,5 hours after taking the pills, I felt almost no effects other than a slightly sharper alertness and improved energy level. The evening ended with us watching Netflix and falling asleep. 

However, somewhere in the night, around 4:30am, we started grinding and rocking against each other, making love almost unconsciously. G knew I was still sore from the day before, so he went down on me several times. At that time, I was mostly unconscious, having sleep sex. Then I directed his doodle towards my cave and we had an intense sexual intercourse. After he was all used up, apparently I wanted more and didn't take no for an answer. With my eyes closed, I crawled towards him like a starving zombie, reaching out for his private part. I chased and hunted and wriggled myself out of restraining blankets. It was only in the morning that I suddenly woke up and heard the entire "rape" hunt. I found the story hard to believe, but couldn't dismiss it either as I felt my private area being extremely sore from having too much sex. 

How to start 2020 like a space cadet part 1: the space cake

As if 2019 wasn't crazy enough, the way I started 2020 was far more extraordinary. G and I started the new year in a nice, quiet airbnb in Utrecht for two days. We were in the bathtub when the fireworks started and missed going out.
On the 2nd of January, we went to Amsterdam. It was G's first time in Amsterdam and we intended to go crazy with the experiences. after a food-coma inducing dim sum at my favorite Oriental City, we bought mushrooms, sex pills, and space cake. After a stroll through the Red Light District in the evening, there wasn't enough time for mushroom tripping, so we ate the space cake instead. Cutting it in four quarters, I let G take a bigger quarter and myself a smaller one (need to avoid previously experienced overdose at all cost). After a shower, I looked at myself in the mirror, and noticed my face being darker in colour than my body. The lights in the room began to shift in intensity and seemed wavy. I was giggling and laughing about everything and nothing, amusing at myself for being so funny. G wasn't so gigglish, but he began more talkative instead. He went on and on about the dentist, with me laughing hilariously at his repetition of certain topics. I completely lost my physical sense of coordination and felt my body sinking into the bed. My bladder began weak and I had to pee every 10 minutes. It didn't help of course that my lips were parched and I had to drink a lot of water. G was so caring even when he was high and carried me to the bathroom. Time started to slow down and it felt like we were tripping for hours if not days, but in fact only a couple minutes went by. We had sex several times and I remembered screaming my lungs out and repeating "you are destroying my cervix" because he was jackhammering with high speed and intensity. After that, all I remember was the weird feeling of being horny and yet extremely tired physically. We made some short videos of us talking and giggling about nonsense and the rest of the evening spoke for itself. The next morning, we woke up feeling hangover and talked about our mutual self-discovery, weird but interesting experience over breakfast.

It wasn't the first time I ate a space cake, but it was the first time I had such intense and prolonged experience of being high with it.